The Chapman kids could do stand up, if they could just say these things on cue

Tonight we watched Ella Enchanted and after they kissed, Maleia said: "Now they can have babies!!" Then Haley spoke up and said: "Not until AFTER their money-moon." And Dylan said, "So momma, did you get a baby on your money-moon?"

Dylan yells, "Momma!! I need to go potty!! Can I just go on the grass?" So before I can respond and as I was running off the porch to help him to the bathroom, he pulls down his pants (church pants) and pees on the grass. Why not? I've always been jealous that boys could do that. But then later, Dylan yells to me, "Momma! I need to go potty again!" I didn't let him this time because he needed to go poop. He cried all the way to the bathroom yelling, "I want to go poop on the grass!!" That's what I get for letting him go once. --By the way, Dylan has not had an accident for FOUR months straight. Day AND night. Way to go bucko!

{I overheared my three kids playing pretend}
H- Okay doggie, (Dylan) let's go for a walk.
M- Maybe he can go walk over there.
H- But that's where the lake is.
M- That's okay, he can walk on water. He's a Jesus Dog.
H- (laughing) A Jesus dog? That is the craziest thing I've ever heard! (to Dylan) Come on Jesus Dog, let's go walk on water.

Maleia- "Aaak! A bug! It's a big GIANT bug! It might BITE me and then I will have to go to the hopstable!" (Dylan runs over and smashes it.) "Oh, Thanks Dylan. You are my HERO! (Watches Dylan in horror.) Ew! Don't touch the poor bug's guts! Poor bug. He just DIED!!" -- I could barely keep up with the switching of dramatics.