Messmaker

(sing to "Matchmaker" from Fiddler on the Roof)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hj7bp38f8

Messmaker, Messmaker, make a huge mess.
Find all the toys, then dump them out!
Messmaker, Messmaker, clean it all up!
I feel like I need to SHOUT!

Messmaker, Messmaker, I'll bring the box
You bring the broom, be ready to clean
Give me a reason to not throw out your toys
I don't want to sound so mean!

For daddy -- organize right!
For mommy -- just put out of sight!
For you, well, I would shudder in fear
Because your toys might be thrown out of here!

Messmaker, Messmaker, I haven't seen
The carpet in, I don't know when
I'm ripping my hair out as I see this big mess
I stepped on a toy, oh again!

by, Monique "Mom of almost 4 Messmakers" Chapman