Thursday, October 1, 2009

Chat of the Day

Setting: Bathtime

Feeling: Wet and unclean

Dylan: I want my boat.
Me: Try again.
Dylan: Peez can I may have my boat?
Me: Your boat huh? Where is your boat?
Dylan: In da big room.
Me: What does it look like?
Dylan: It's cute
Me: Cute? And what else does it look like?
Dylan: It's handsome
Me: oookay. Wait right here, I'll go find it.
Dylan: Oh mommy. Tie 'gain.
Me: Huh? Oh, please wait right here.
Dylan: Okay mommy.

This is what he was referring to.

A bath sponge aka "boat"
Though, ours is a little more cute and handsome than this one. Ours has yellow duckies on it.
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The only way I can get lotion on Dylan is if you make sound effects as you squirt it on him. Preferably farting, gun shooting, and exploding sounds.

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If you can figure out what he is saying here, you win:
"I want you to comere and carro me to go cackle Daddy"

3 comments:

  1. It looks/ sounds like "I want you to come here and carry me to go tackle Daddy". That could be because we have a tackler in our house (Anya).

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  2. Win what? I don't know if I want to try if I don't know what the object of the game is...

    Here is my guess, "I want you to come here and carry me to go tackle daddy."

    I speak kid.

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  3. I want you to come here and carry me to go tackle Daddy.
    What do I win?
    PS -I got your package! You're the sweetest. I'm gonna blog about it one of these days. Only what the heck was that clear tube thingy?

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