Potty Mouth

Dylan woke up this morning and asked, "Where's Daddy?"
I told him, "Daddy's at work."
Then Dylan responded, "Awww. That sucks."
Seriously, we don't say 'sucks.' We just don't, so who knows where he picked that one up?

Then he asked where Maleia was and I told him that she was down stairs and he responded, "That's cool!" We say that all the time, but this was the first time I heard him say that.
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We were playing the "Let's Go Fishing!" game and Dylan kept yelling, "Let's go pissing! Let's go pissing! Wook mom! I gotta piss!" Oh for the love I couldn't hold back the tears of laughter. Brandon was laughing so hard he couldn't talk.
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And when I was putting on his shirt he kept saying, "I want tuh piss in cup!"
"Excuse me?" I kept saying. This went on for about 5 minutes until he pointed to his shirt and exclaimed very annoyed, "Mom. Wookat ah piss. in. cup!"

And then I realized what he was trying to say: 'I want the PISTON CUP.' If you have ever watched Cars, the Disney Pixar movie, then you know what this is. He wanted the shirt with what looks like the Piston Cup in a crest.

Now how could I have missed this one? So obvious, right?


Oops! Did I say a naughty word?

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